People Online Who Don't Comment, and Stalk Posts without Commenting unless triggered by something that normally leads to an argument.
"Those Lurking Trolls Keeps Downvoting me!"
by Cool Man Gaming Tan April 30, 2020
A short, stalky creature of female origin whose social superiors invite to pre-parties solely for the purpose of remembering to call a cab at a desirable point and obtain transit. Upon doing so, she promptly screams something akin to "The cabs are coming! Finish your drinks and lets go!," thereby ruining the pre-party.
"Cab Trolls" are a necessarily evil as without them pre--parties would often become so epic that they'd continue all night, and even into the next day, without anyone ever seeing an actual bar or a member of the general public.
"Cab Trolls" are a necessarily evil as without them pre--parties would often become so epic that they'd continue all night, and even into the next day, without anyone ever seeing an actual bar or a member of the general public.
Dude 1: "Why do you still hang around with that bitch? Don't you remember that time we gang-banged her, rubbed salmonella in her eyes, threw her in the back of that rape van and left her to die?"
Dude 2: "Bro, she's really good about calling the cab and will make sure we get out of here before we gotta pay cover."
Dude 1: "Oh, so she's a cab troll?"
Dude 2: 'Yea."
Dude 2: "Bro, she's really good about calling the cab and will make sure we get out of here before we gotta pay cover."
Dude 1: "Oh, so she's a cab troll?"
Dude 2: 'Yea."
by VictoryRed January 21, 2011
Tom has just said something that opens him self up for snide or snarky comments and or ridicule . By using the momentum he has given you, you turn that into Troll juice to get back at him
by xDarkmoonrising December 23, 2012
A person who spends all his time on forums, and generally has no life and lives in his parent's basement.
by Bdude October 12, 2005
a person who lives for starting fights on the internet usually just to come back 3 days later and say it was their brother
me:
wow this is a good video the audio was a little off in the begining but i loved the quality congratz
Forum troll:
y0ou are such an idoit why dont u learn to speak common english jesus christ such a person of your standing should at least kill yourself so no one has to read this again
me:
dude stfu i didnt do anything to piss you off
Forum troll:
sorry my little brother got on my account and left a mean comment hes 6
wow this is a good video the audio was a little off in the begining but i loved the quality congratz
Forum troll:
y0ou are such an idoit why dont u learn to speak common english jesus christ such a person of your standing should at least kill yourself so no one has to read this again
me:
dude stfu i didnt do anything to piss you off
Forum troll:
sorry my little brother got on my account and left a mean comment hes 6
by email me if u have problems October 25, 2007
Function: verb
From Trolling; angling by drawing a baited line through the water, + Dick, obscene terms for penis.
1) A behavior found in effeminate homosexual men looking for a hookup.
2) Using all means available to bait homosexual or heterosexuals into a sexual rendezvous.
a. Typically involves convincing strait men, blowjobs won’t make them gay.
From Trolling; angling by drawing a baited line through the water, + Dick, obscene terms for penis.
1) A behavior found in effeminate homosexual men looking for a hookup.
2) Using all means available to bait homosexual or heterosexuals into a sexual rendezvous.
a. Typically involves convincing strait men, blowjobs won’t make them gay.
Did you see that skinny clean dude walking down the street with his shirt off; stating everyone looks like trouble? He is really Trolling for Dick.
That guy in the bar just told me if he sucked my dick it would not make me gay, dude it totally Trolling for Dick.
That guy in the bar just told me if he sucked my dick it would not make me gay, dude it totally Trolling for Dick.
by MnLaz June 26, 2007