Brain gooning

One is consuming media mindlessly with only the intent to spend time, or distract themselves.

A non-sexual form of gooning, doomscrolling.

Person 1: I have 4 hours on instagram today, I've just been brain gooning.
Person 2: Me too, I was totally shut out during a few hours of gaming

by Scriffyinajiffy March 2, 2026

Gooning

Gooning is a new meme. where you bust/nut.

I hate it <3

friend 1: hey dude whatchu been up to?
friend 2: gooning
friend 1: to who?
friend 2: y-

WHY AM I MAKING THIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME-

by VlazPlayz March 10, 2026

Pocket gooning

The act of cutting a hole inside your pants pocket, taking out your dih via the pocket and gooning.

"Robbe randomly got horny and started pocket gooning in class."

by nuecabbeg March 12, 2026