by Please dont rape me April 25, 2020
Get the Vansmug. A woman with a thicccccc boottttyyyyy. You honestly cant keep your dick in your pants around her.
You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho
You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho
person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(
person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden
other example
person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view
*takes a couple steps back*
ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck
person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?
person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden
other example
person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view
*takes a couple steps back*
ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck
person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?
by Laurasexgod January 10, 2024
Get the Jannes Van Windenmug. What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian January 24, 2025
Get the Mario Van Peebles (Robles)mug. She is a loving 21 year old girl who dreams of being a surgeon. Her best friend is Zoe LaVerne. Her birthday is February 21.
by anonymous October 23, 2020
Get the Amber Van Peltmug. by Bebe_semra June 8, 2020
Get the Vanmug. The type of mansplainer to blame women for his relationship troubles. But still request nudes in his DMs.
by J183 November 26, 2021
Get the Van Frecklesmug.