palm music

Honking your horn at the moron on the road while driving. Named as such because the honking "music" is being played with the palm of the hand.

"This jerk thinks he can just sit on the road and block traffic? Maybe a little palm music will get him moving."

by DJKydKrazy May 12, 2016

Musical Edging

When you ascend the musical scale playing every correct tone only to fuck up the last note. This removes all pleasure from the situation and completely drains the room. The note is never resolved thus satisfaction is never gained.

Last night my homies and I were playing “Stack Tower Up 3D Builder Simulator Don’t Crash” on the switch and experienced the most heinous musical edging. Every time we’d reach the seventh note of the scale we could never reach the eighth. Serious musical blue balls.

by Timothecles October 7, 2023

Penis music

An insult used against corny music

Person 1“Have you heard this before *plays penis music*
Person 2“No lol what is that penis music lmao”

by Easter island statue May 3, 2022

Musical Articulation

The process of composing a melody to express a specific thought or emotion.

Sometimes, the composer has verbally articulated or also written the thought he or she articulates musically by composing a melody. Sometimes, the composer just feels an emotion which he or she is or is unable to articulate verbally, but feels the need to express by composing a riff and does so. "I call that 'musical articulation.'

by but for December 19, 2017

the grinch, the musical

(noun) a musical created by three box office attendants that will knock your socks off.
Narrated by Jim Carrey
(based off the Jim Carrey film, not Benedict Cumberbatch, no Benny C.)

"expect to laugh, cry, and sing along to The Grinch, THE MUSICAL!"

by TheGrinchBitch June 23, 2022

Tree Music

Lacklustre jazz /funk music with no middle, beginning or end. Often played in elevators.

" Matthew and Tristian were sitting on the floor barefoot snacking on vegan bacon crisps listening to tree music"

by Olemrgrey July 25, 2020

Musical Battleships

Derivation of classic Battleships game, with less ships and music as missiles.

Rules:

- share music video you like
- if i like it a lot -> 3pts, or a little -> 2pts, or not -> 0pts
- then i fire back with a music video i like, and you score as above
- repeat

me: let's play Musical Battleships
you: <link to 'Friday', by Rebecca Black>
me: 0pts, you have no taste
me: <link to 'Brick', by Ben Folds Five>
you: 0pts
me: you have no taste and you have no heart
me: goodbye.

by drkatt June 20, 2012