An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)
Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark
Person 2: What a stats shark
by buttfingerer September 18, 2025
Get the stats sharkmug. This was created by the same guy who created the urban dictionary and this was more or less a kinda sign… you for some reason wanted to come and see this even though. You know what it means. It means a dancing shark creepily upside down now…. I don’t know why but I just made that stupidity up myself in like 10 seconds but don’t EVER and I mean EVER search A search bar who is sick
by The dancing nugget July 22, 2022
Get the Shark in a dressmug. by Cucl December 5, 2019
Get the Shark baitmug. by Greek island October 11, 2015
Get the female shark attackmug. A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.
Related to:
Facebook Chumming:
The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.
Related to:
Facebook Chumming:
The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.
When someone knows a Facebook shark is around... making a comment like,
"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."
"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."
by NeilPeel December 23, 2010
Get the Facebook Sharkmug. The act of messing up a Chambers it Xeric run. Usually at the detriment of your teammates. Often has to be carried by the designated Ryk of the team
Person A: Want to raid with the new guy?
Person B: Not really, I heard he was sharking his entire team last night when he died to shamans again
Person B: Not really, I heard he was sharking his entire team last night when he died to shamans again
by Roz1111222 August 6, 2022
Get the Sharkingmug. by Watashiwaaaa October 31, 2021
Get the Sharks and Penguinsmug.