Frames Per Second (FPS)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Frames Per Second (FPS)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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30 seconds rule

An unofficial rule in restaurants that dictates that you have at least 30 seconds to pick up a dropped steak, or lobster etc. from the floor before it's considered contaminated.
Owner:"Hey where are you going with that steak?"

Employee: "It fell on

the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"

Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."
by Mackendeez December 17, 2017
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Second Chance Draw

An invitation to a social event that arrives late, or appears to be offered as an afterthought. An invitation forwarded to a person who is not a core group member.
Becky mentioned that Shazza is having a fondue party, but I made up an excuse as I deemed it was a second chance draw offer.
by darwood junttul April 03, 2022
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second spit

Your best friend dating your ex before a week is up
Man Elijah is getting second spit from amber
by thecccc February 03, 2016
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second-cousin-1X-removed

My second-cousin-1X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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ten second person

A crazy person, usually in a human services setting. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds.
Mary: "Did you hear about Brian and Jessica? What is he thinking with dating a client?"
Denise: "Yeah, I know about it. Let's see how long he lasts in his job, dating a ten second person."
by hypnomatic November 23, 2023
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