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second floor ism

The ability to loose all touch with reality.
Ever since Joe went to the second floor he is so out of touch with everyone, it's like he's got second floor ism
by Stemsize December 17, 2021
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Second Romans

The Second Romans is a secretive christian sect that believes that rule from Rome of the historic territory of Isreal is a necessary and sufficient condition to initiate the second coming of the Messiah. Their secret greeting is the phrase "return the sausages" combining a reference to delicious italian porcine foodstuffs such as pancetta, prosciutto and in particular salami with a reference to the avoidance of pig-based products by those of the predominant faiths in modern-day Israel.
When Sir Keir Starmer said "return the sausages" at the 2024 labour party conference, most people thought it was a slip of the tongue. However, when you study his delivery and alleged correction a moment later, you realise that he was sending a message of solidarity to the Second Romans.
by gav-wan September 27, 2024
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Second Baptism

When women lose their Real virginity.
She had her second baptism so now I wont lose my penis.
by Eduard Sanderson March 14, 2014
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Sloppy Seconds

Sloppy Seconds is the act of cumming into a girl or guy’s mouth from oral sex and than having said person continue to suck until one is hard again
Charlotte is such a hungry fuckin cum slut, go to her if you want sloppy seconds, she does a real messy job!
by Nickk116 March 7, 2019
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second quarter syndrome

when you get so lazy in the second quarter of school, that you leave all your assignments for the last day before the quarter ends
“broooo tomorrow is the last day before the quarter ends and i have so many missing assignments
yeah dude, you got second quarter syndrome”
by secondquartersyndrome January 20, 2022
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