Person (usually male) who, though cool in most other respects, has the motor nerve control of cooked pork, i.e., none whatsoever.
Dude have you ever seen Ian ski?
Yeah man, total bacon sandwich. I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.
Yeah man, total bacon sandwich. I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.
by Moo Ass March 27, 2009
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Created by group of friends from Paducah, KY. Spread quickly across forums and chat rooms. Used to tell someone creatively to "suck a dick" or "eat a dick". Also fun to ask for one at a restaurant.
Created by group of friends from Paducah, KY. Spread quickly across forums and chat rooms. Used to tell someone creatively to "suck a dick" or "eat a dick". Also fun to ask for one at a restaurant.
1. Go eat a DS Sandwich.
2. Tom likes DS Sandwiches.
3. (at fast food place) May I have a DS Sandwich?
4. My boss has had one to many DS Sandwiches.
2. Tom likes DS Sandwiches.
3. (at fast food place) May I have a DS Sandwich?
4. My boss has had one to many DS Sandwiches.
by Architect November 7, 2004
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"Do you like Tomato sandwiches?"
"NO?!"
"have you ever had a Tomato Sandwich?
"DID U REALLY JUST SAY THAT?
"NO?!"
"have you ever had a Tomato Sandwich?
"DID U REALLY JUST SAY THAT?
by themanwiththeanswer321 January 17, 2011
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by Langebang89 October 30, 2013
Get the honey sandwich mug.Thee Sand witch is the greatest sandwich, so great, it can never actually be recreated. Instead, one makes sandwiches with the similar ingredients as a tribute to "Thee Sandwich".
The Recipe is:
1. Mix cream cheese with sauteed apple slices, crushed walnuts(or other types), finely cut crispy sausages(or ham or something else, nobody is really sure), and finely chopped and cooked garlic.
2. Spread the mix over a slice of bread, and put another slice over it, like you would a sandwich.
3. Soak in batter of eggs mixed with Alfredo sauce.
4. Cook on a buttered pan over medium heat until golden brown on both top and bottom, and all 4 sides.
The exact ingredients and proportions are unknown, but this is as close as we have ever gotten to recreating this masterpiece.
The Recipe is:
1. Mix cream cheese with sauteed apple slices, crushed walnuts(or other types), finely cut crispy sausages(or ham or something else, nobody is really sure), and finely chopped and cooked garlic.
2. Spread the mix over a slice of bread, and put another slice over it, like you would a sandwich.
3. Soak in batter of eggs mixed with Alfredo sauce.
4. Cook on a buttered pan over medium heat until golden brown on both top and bottom, and all 4 sides.
The exact ingredients and proportions are unknown, but this is as close as we have ever gotten to recreating this masterpiece.
Man, this Tribute to The Sandwich is the best meal I've ever had in my entire life! My life is finally complete! If I died today I would be completely content!
by Sandwich Visionary December 20, 2008
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