Patty Slapped

To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.

Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.

Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.

by DrDreidel March 13, 2012

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Pottywash

When a poop is so large it splashes your butthole.

"That dung just gave me a pottywash!"

"C'mon you son of a bitch get out... get out...OUT! ...ahhh. Oh!"

"Yeah? Well my poo was so big I got pottywashed!"

by alfur October 2, 2012

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Pottyscroiling

The elaborate scenario manifested by an individual to disguise themselves as a public lavatory to gain the luxury of having women sit on them and soil, fulfilling their sexual desire.

Schwee: Ohh Jenson what did you get up to on the weekend?

Jenson: Ohh Schwee! I was scrolling the pot!

Schwee: Ah! Pottyscroiling!

Jenson: Yeah!

by pottyscroiler January 21, 2014

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petty stress

the act of playing or jamming out to your favorite Tom Petty songs when life's 'petty' stresses start to get the best of you.

You had one hell of a week.. sounds to me like you need to keep your petty stress in check.. now go jam out to *insert favorite TP song*.

by ceep October 13, 2014

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pottypiecrumbs

An unforunate act of wallowing upon a woman when has given birth twice and the man refuses to sleep with her. She then moans in agony as the man continuously strokes his penis. Afterward it resembles a thanksgiving pie.

Morty: Did you see carly giving that woman the pottypiecrumbs?

Alfred: Nah man, she deserved it the whole time!

by ConcernedJolietCitzen7 December 5, 2014

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