10 on pump two

The act of jerking off so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard. Then you jerk your softie and right before you bust you cram your dick up your own ass and blow a load in it.

Yesterday at the gas station I put 10 on pump two

by dave brasky September 3, 2020

Columbian Gas Pump

The act of taping your partner's mouth to your ass hole while you simultaneously eat bushes baked beans and blow hot gas down her throat resulting in rectal prolapse. The ritual is completed by striking the prolapsed anus with full force resulting in a fog horn-like sound while also spewing black liquid from her vaginal region

It turns out that Gavin gave jacobs little sisters a Columbian gas pump last night.

by Big Papi420 July 9, 2022

pumped

In rock climbing, when your muscles (especially the forearms) start to become weak and useless from fatigue.

It's a scary feeling when you're in the middle of a big wall and you're pumped as hell.

by smocc August 7, 2006

pump n' dump

The act of using a giant fleshlight while simultaneously taking a monumental bowel movement

Alright fine, I'll play some Mario Party. Just let me go pump n' dump first

by koonmagic November 30, 2010

pumping a grumpy

1. fucking the shit out of an old dude until he has a heart attack

2. tryin to insert your dick into a frisky squirrel.

"I caught that whore fucking my grandpa!"
"Yeah man, she was pumping a grumpy"

"Last night i was pumping a grumpy, and the mother fucker bit me"

by Big Jerms August 23, 2005

Pump 'n Dump

n. The act of masturbating in a gas station bathroom while defecating.

Steve: "Dude, pull over at this gas station. It's urgent."
Jeff: "Why?"
Steve: "I need to take a Pump 'n Dump. Bad."
Jeff: "A what?"
Steve: "Look it up."
Jeff: (searches Urban Dictionary) "Oh my god that is horrifying. People do this?"

by PriceIsRight November 24, 2013

Pump & Dump

A hooker or a hook-up girl that was used the night before. She is usually seen looking for a ride. Could be partially dressed or a little messy with the personal hygene. Lipstick is smeared, wearing a mans shirt, stinky..

The pump & dump was seen hitch hiking trying to get a ride back to town.

by Ruby Wells November 26, 2007