smacking cars

The action of taking any object (preferably solid like a snowball, baseball, hand full of nails) and launching them as hard and as fast as possible at a passing car. Do not do on major highways. The term "smacking" is derived from the loud boom created when the object smacks the car.

Hey Robbie I was smacking cars yesterday with a piece of firewood and it smashed the windshield. Cops came fast like 5 minutes.

by Jⱪ December 26, 2010

Car Wash

Oral Sex performed in a car

This blonde gave me a car wash in the parking lot of Wendys

by ronaldoc March 14, 2009

Smart Car

The act of shoving 2 fingers in the vagina and using an electric motor in the ass. Commonly not for pleasure but rather punishment.

Steve: You see Betty over there?
Joe: Yeah why the hell is she walking so funny.
Steve: Cuz I gave that bitch the smart car last night.

by TruckerBob May 28, 2014

Brown (the car)

best car ever. manages to overcome the fact that it's owned by Monkey. Fun fact: has cow-print seats.

Terry G and Brown. What a fine couple that would be.

by Tricia Truthan August 21, 2003

Hot car

When the windows of a car are rolled up on a sunny day.

I left my milk in a hot car for a few hours, so I hope it is still good.

by Exersize313 October 28, 2018

Playing Cars

Having sex, fucking. Code word so others dont know what you are referring to.

Chilling with the wife and her parents, using the code words playing cars.

Hey later can we play cars?

by stuckingunru December 6, 2009

car seat headrest

indie rock band for gay people

I want will toledo from car seat headrest to step on me

by squp December 9, 2020