Mess

Inebriated state under the influence of alocohol. usually resulting in rediculous behaviour, bad language, dancing, and a refusual to go to bed.

Spec is a mess!

by monkey_16 June 19, 2009

Mess Yourself

To do extremely hard maserbation - boy or girl - and squirt/cum all over yourself.

Masterbates:
Cums all over himself

This would be a mess Yourself moment

by DannyGsmethwick October 22, 2018

hot fresh mess

when someone is feeling horrible or looking real bad

"Ya'll see Sara today she looks a hot fresh mess."

by B.J.B. March 5, 2006

Messiah

Rachel Maddow is my Messiah.

Audience: "Show us the Messiah!"

The One True Dog: "Its a mess up here but there is no Messiah!"

Audience: "RACHEL! Show us Rachel!"

The One True Dog: "She's not the Messiah, she's a very naughty girl, now go away!"

by Fukulator October 16, 2009

happy mess

After your done having sex when the girl's juices are dripping out of her and the guys juice is all over your sheets

Aww man after we were done having sex we left a happy mess right there on her moms couch

by lumpycrayon September 26, 2013

Parents Red Mess

When your parents text eachother about sex and perform it while your mom has her period!

Oh God i went to my dads phone to see his messages and i saw he got one from mom saying "you want to fuck, cause it could be a "Parents Red Mess"

based on true story!!

by Corey Jackson August 20, 2008

hot mess

someone who is nasty ugly or just something of the sort

me:you see that woman with sores on her face guy:yea she had on some dasiy dukes and it look a hot mess

by tfcdgsgfjcxfsy August 7, 2009