smacking cars

The action of taking any object (preferably solid like a snowball, baseball, hand full of nails) and launching them as hard and as fast as possible at a passing car. Do not do on major highways. The term "smacking" is derived from the loud boom created when the object smacks the car.

Hey Robbie I was smacking cars yesterday with a piece of firewood and it smashed the windshield. Cops came fast like 5 minutes.

by Jⱪ December 26, 2010

Car Wash

Oral Sex performed in a car

This blonde gave me a car wash in the parking lot of Wendys

by ronaldoc March 14, 2009

Smart Car

The act of shoving 2 fingers in the vagina and using an electric motor in the ass. Commonly not for pleasure but rather punishment.

Steve: You see Betty over there?
Joe: Yeah why the hell is she walking so funny.
Steve: Cuz I gave that bitch the smart car last night.

by TruckerBob May 28, 2014

Hot car

When the windows of a car are rolled up on a sunny day.

I left my milk in a hot car for a few hours, so I hope it is still good.

by Exersize313 October 28, 2018

jumpy car

A car that jumps.

See that car jumping over there, it must be a jumpy car.

by Big_WIlly December 29, 2003

Brown (the car)

best car ever. manages to overcome the fact that it's owned by Monkey. Fun fact: has cow-print seats.

Terry G and Brown. What a fine couple that would be.

by Tricia Truthan August 21, 2003

car seat headrest

indie rock band for gay people

I want will toledo from car seat headrest to step on me

by squp December 9, 2020