Ghost Food

Food that you've dropped (or even felt landing on your body) but is nowhere to be found, as if you never dropped any.

I was eating chips today and I dropped one but I couldn't find it anywhere, must have been ghost food.

by Anonymous Mark April 14, 2014

AIM Ghost

The act of writing messages when people are offline, but when they return messages or they are online again and they say "hey i got your message." and then log off

DATE May,5,2010 ~ You: "Hey! I heard you won your baseball game! give me the deatails."

DATE May,6,2010~Friend: "Hey i got your message, dude, the score was 10-2, i pitched and struck out everyone, whats new with you?"
You: logs off.
Friend:" YOUR SUCH A FREAKN' AIM GHOST!"

by WoodyIsDaSex May 2, 2010

Ghost shot

When you came so much and or far without knowing where the cum went in your room.

Person 1: Hey, what's that on your shirt?
Person 2: Oh no, that must be from my afternoon wank.
Person 1: Dude, you should really watch out with those ghost shots.

by jakjakjak14 December 6, 2016

Ghost Strokin'

Ghost strokin' is when someone sits on or causes their hand to go numb and then uses it to masturbate with thus making it feel as if someone else is doing it.

Bro last night I was ghost strokin' so hard I came and blew a load halfway across my room!

by OnlyElite May 28, 2017

Ghost shlogging

The informal verb for having sex with a ghost. Can also be ghost shlogger, defined as the person having sex with a ghost.

I saw in the news where Susan has had sex with over 20 spirits. She's been doing a lot of ghost shlogging.

by Matty Wallbanger January 23, 2019

Ghost Simp

A simp that would give you anything even if they didn’t have a crush on you. They give you extra because they like you a lot, but everything they do is out of love. They’ll continue to help you even if their intentions are misunderstood.. whether they want a sexual relationship or not, the spirit inside them simply wants you to be happy.

friend 1: dude, that kid is a total simp.
friend 2: yeah, he is kind of a ghost simp though.. i feel like he just wants to help.
Ghost Simp: Hey y’all want some quesadillas? Also, i put some clean clothes in the car for ya and put some $urpises in the pockets. 😜

by Polarpad370 March 29, 2021

receipt ghosting

When you start to reply to a text message with no intension of sending the message. The recipient will get the (...) indicator and wait in vein for their reply.

If you are in an annoying text message conversation you can get revenge by receipt ghosting other user.

by gettingoldisnotfun January 27, 2019