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Brandon

damn girl, look at Brandon over there

Got bigger titties then you

got a small dick tho
by realivan May 3, 2021
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Brandon

Brandon is a water deprived child from Africa. An Arabian Monkey Nigger. Brandon is so girthy. Able to impress any man with the size of his meaty cock.
Guy: I just had sex with Brandon’s huge and girthy dick.

Other guy: Brandon is just so gay and nice.
by Thicker than Brandon December 1, 2021
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Abuse Brandon Day

Abuse Brandon day takes place on may 10. If you have a friend named Brandon feel free to breath the crap out of him (not too badly though)
Person 1: hey Brandon. You know what today is

Brandon: OH no... Not abuse Brandon day..
by Fhsjanfbhdiekansgdgh May 10, 2023
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Brandon

He is a very random boi, he often laughs like a maniac and likes to type in caps all the type and annoying the shit out of his bestfriend/ friends. He also likes to make fun of people’s crushes
Person 1: yo did you see Brandon at the party last night

Person 2: yeah he was just screaming at everyone and laughing like a maniac..
by Eevee164 August 28, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is a hoe.
Brandon is a man or a boy that thinks he is the shit but he is not.
by Ultimatebeast1738247 June 12, 2019
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Brandon

He's one geiy (gay) homoerotic boi
Don't be a Brandon
by Loserfligot October 5, 2018
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Brandon

A twink who says he's not gay. Good at rock climbing. Don't want to compliment him cause he'll see this. U suck dick and balls. Also hi. Also bye
"Brandon is a midget"
"Yeah"
by evilfentwizard November 14, 2025
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