Disgust boner 

When something is that disgusting it gives you a boner

Your face is that ugly I have a disgust boner

Disgust boner by Richb84 January 10, 2017

banana boner 

something late 90's and early 2000's highschool kids used to say a lot. its when a male uses a banana and puts it in his pants to trick the female thinking it's really his

sydney: man dylan's good!
bria: wdym it's a B.B
sydney: what's that?
bria: it's a banana boner
sydney: so it's not really his?
bria: nah

banana boner by carrotsandparrots April 5, 2020

Toner Boner 

What you definitely don't get when looking at a 2005 RAM 1500 Daytona edition.

Brad: Wow! Look at that RAM 1500! Why does it have a spoiler on it?
Carlos: He gets a toner boner from it. Nobody else cares about it but the guy driving it sure likes to think so. It's also got a bone stock 5.7 Hemi in it.

Toner Boner by Mardel March 10, 2021

Ice your boner 

When one of your friends gets to excited and they need to calm down.

John: You ready yet let's go!
George: Bro, ice your boner i gotta roll this joint first.

Ice your boner by Cruz Johnson September 14, 2010

It's Boner Time! 

1) a phrase you shout once your penis becomes erect.

2) a phrase you shout when you are about to beat someone so bad in a videogame that it makes you sexually aroused.

mike: "It's Boner Time!"
Bob: "you have a boner right now, dont you?"
Mike: "yep"

John: "oh man! This match is full of noobs waiting to get pwned! It's Boner Time, bitches!"

It's Boner Time! by paster whackadoodle August 9, 2012

hate-boner 

noun-having so much hatred towards something or someone that it initiates an erection.

I have the hugest hate-boner for that horse-face Sarah Jessica Parker.

hate-boner by rosietheamazon October 22, 2011

Urethra Boner 

When the piss you've stored in your urinary bladder starts going sicko mode and it gets harder and harder to move due to the pain, just like your dick when you get a boner.

Chad: The liquids in my body are moving everywhere! It hurts so much agh lemme sit down fam.
Derek: Ya homie lie down, that's a serious Urethra Boner.

Urethra Boner by Thugisaurus October 22, 2019