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Two hours

The amount of time I lost tonight...
Hym "Umm... What... What the fuck just happened just there?"

Iam "Hmm?"

Hym "Did you take over!?"

Iam "What? No! I was doing the thing! The sonar. Why? What happened?"

Hym "I dont know! I lost two hours! AND TWO DRINKS!"

Iam "What do you mean you 'lost two hours?' How?"

Hym "I don't know! I was working... I watched a 9 minute video (on 1.75x speed) and 58 minutes of a 2 and a half hour video... And then I went to the batroom... And it was 4 am. Like, I got back there at 12:30... I watched an hours worth of content... That's 1:30... I maybe spent 15-30 minutes with customers... That's 2:00... And I got out of the bathroom at 4:00 am... I wasn't in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes! I don't know what the fuck happened between 2 and 4 am! My drinks are gone! I had a coffee and a smoothie! They're gone! And it's not even that I was zoning out while I was working... The work wasn't done either! I have absolutely no recollection of what occurred. All I know is that AT 4 AM... Only an hours worth of work had been done. I had to make up that 2 hours worth of work between 4 and 6. What the fuck happened there?"

Iam 😟 "I... I don't know, I... It wasn't me!"

Hym "Well... Everyone was acting a little weird... There... There isn't a 3rd guy is there? What did we do for those 2 hours? What happened during those 2 hours?"

Iam "Uuuuuuuuh... Shit... I don't know man..."
by Hym Iam January 1, 2024
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covid hours

The hours a business stayed open during the covid 19 pandemic.
Guy 1: I'm gonna run to the store for some beer. Guy 2: I'm not sure if they are open you better call first because they have new covid hours. Guy 1: Great idea. Thanks man.
by jimmybomm April 21, 2022
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Cocktail hour

An hour of the day, usually 5-6PM in which you’re meant to make cocktails and get drunk on them
I’m thirsty. I’m gonna have cocktail hour.
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Sad Briggs Hours

a family-friendly, "politically" correct response to traumatic experiences
Jude: There aren't any Mexicans in this room
Jude: Sad Briggs Hours
by BriggsBriggs April 5, 2022
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TV girl hours

When you listen to hit indie-pop band ‘TV Girl’ into late hours of the night.
“Why are you crying?”
It’s TV Girl hours
by Perleaze December 14, 2023
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24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct

When you text someone in uncharted territory they must be given a full 24 hours to respond before calling them to confirm the contents of the text message(s).
"I texted her yesterday but she hasn't responded."
"call her to confirm your plans dude"
"Nah man according to the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct she still has an hour to reply"
by 5MORK December 29, 2023
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golden hour

golden hour is a type of sunlight directed to something and it gives it a golden colored look
by ashleigh123456789 March 30, 2021
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