Noah Grunfeld

An absolute melon.

Mohammed Husein: Look at that melon over there.
Saddam Hussein: No, that's just Noah Grunfeld.
Aadit Chandrani: Oh shoot, you're right!

by fuck school you fuckjsdlkcascd June 16, 2025

And neither is Noah

Even under a different name I referred to myself as an employee of a group home and not the retard who lives there. How do you not get this? I'm just telling the truth guys. And how is ignoring the words I'm saying and doing whatever your were going to do working for you fuck face?

Hym "And neither is Noah. What the fuck is wrong with you? What part of 'she had better not be fucking this retard' do you not understand? Noah did not create AI. I don't know what he has been doing while I was not around but... PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO DO IT, HUH GUYS!?"

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Noah

Noah is a kind, funny and a bit silly. He can be very confused at times, but gets himself straight after a while, and he is super talkative. Even if he meets a stranger he will say "who is this dude". He is very friendly and likes rugby and boxing. Its most likely he has a cat. He is awesome.

Noah loves tackling others.

by #UNiQue NaMEs March 4, 2022

Noah’s dad

A god amongst men a very sexy lad, a luscious beard and great shades

Noah’s dad is a fucking god

Yes

by Prhrbrnrhd June 29, 2021

Noah

This is coming from a Noah: We are socially awkward, we don't like being around people we don't know. We keep the same friends for a long time, and rarely make new friends. If you make us mad, u gon' die. If we get pissed off, the whole world will hear our rage. We like Video Games and computers, and are (kinda) athletic. We don't think we are special in any way. We have alot of autistic friends. We are able to talk to girls ok(ish) We can't really express our feelings on our own, for we will get embarrassed. You often have to make the first move. Fuck Noah's Ark jokes.

Is that Noah? He's so cu- wait. What happened to him!? HE HASN'T COMBED HIS HAIR OH NO!

Oh, but he has a nice dick...

by TEE ARR GEE November 29, 2021

noah

is a lil simpy boy. he doesnt give a fuck. fuck em bitches. he likes to fuck villagers on minecraft. also in love with lil peep. a pee god.

“Hey Noah, go fuck yourself”
“Okay Liliy, I will.”

by chasinbagslikeliliy2002 October 20, 2020

Noah Schnapp

An evil zionist twink piece of shit

Noah Schnapp is a twink who wants kids to be murdered

by Noah Schnapp is a zionist pig November 14, 2023