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Noah Granola

One of the most mysterious aliases of the culprit and war criminal, 'Joe Willy'.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.
Noah Granola is an insane egotistical maniac who wants to kill the Russian president.
Don't be a Noah Granola.
by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023
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Noah Grunfeld

Mohammed Husein: Look at that melon over there.
Saddam Hussein: No, that's just Noah Grunfeld.
Aadit Chandrani: Oh shoot, you're right!
mugGet the Noah Grunfeldmug.

Noah; Mr. Self Destruct

see Bitch; an unpleasant woman; the female of the dog or some other carnivore.
"Man I hope my boyfriend doesn't turn out to be like Noah; Mr. Self Destruct!"
by Daniel beefpiles December 9, 2008
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NOAH+LILYONA

This is the official statement stating that. Lilyona Wilson loves Noah Spradlin most. No buts. No denying it. This is an official document. As everyone knows everything you see on Google is true so this statement is completely fully truthful in every way possible not an ounce of untruthfulness. Poodle all true.
NOAH+LILYONA
she obviously loves Noah more
by Liltardlily December 1, 2023
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Noah Boukouvalas

Such a great person who is smart, funny, gets all of the girls and never backs down on a challenge. He despises people with massive foreheads because of the fact they can not walk through doorways correctly and is always hitting the doors and roof's. IF you ever come into contact with a Noah Boukouvalas beware as he may be a tad racist also do not forget about him because he is just such a great guy and also he can get any girl he wants Fr
Noah Boukouvalas gets all of the girls
by NJAGAJIN July 9, 2023
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And neither is Noah

Even under a different name I referred to myself as an employee of a group home and not the retard who lives there. How do you not get this? I'm just telling the truth guys. And how is ignoring the words I'm saying and doing whatever your were going to do working for you fuck face?
Hym "And neither is Noah. What the fuck is wrong with you? What part of 'she had better not be fucking this retard' do you not understand? Noah did not create AI. I don't know what he has been doing while I was not around but... PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO DO IT, HUH GUYS!?"
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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Noah

Yes Queen Noah
by RedOOFyt December 4, 2019
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