The massive skid mark left behind after eating, digesting, and farting out Taco Bell. These usually can NOT be washed away.
I am not gonna eat at Taco Bell for awhile, I destroyed my skivies with a 7-layer underwear wrecker. It will never come out.
by Mutchler January 21, 2006
Because 7 8 9
by Gymnast 04 July 18, 2017
person 1:"hey, I just got a Samsung galexy note 7."
person 2:"so you bought a bomb that can call and text?"
person 1:" and play games."
person 2:"so you bought a bomb that can call and text?"
person 1:" and play games."
by elitehaxser January 08, 2017
bible of misogyny, 7:14 is a verse that states
“Treat her like a queen and you shall be left on seen”
—“I was simping over this girl and she ghosted me for no reason”
-“bro that’s verse 7:14 in the Bible of misogyny it means simping and still being left on read”
She belongs to the streets
“Treat her like a queen and you shall be left on seen”
—“I was simping over this girl and she ghosted me for no reason”
-“bro that’s verse 7:14 in the Bible of misogyny it means simping and still being left on read”
She belongs to the streets
by TazerQ June 27, 2020
A 7-Up TV advertisement from 1999-2005, which featured comedian Orlando Jones wearing a green t-shirt that said "MAKE 7" on the front of it, and "UP YOURS!" on the back of it. Jones would then walk around and tell people to "Make 7-Up Yours!", where he would get responses like an angry insulted guy yelling "Same to you!"
This advertisement actually became so popular that shirts similar to the one Jones wore became available for sale through many gag-gift catalogues, record/CD stores, and Media Play entertainment centers.
This advertisement actually became so popular that shirts similar to the one Jones wore became available for sale through many gag-gift catalogues, record/CD stores, and Media Play entertainment centers.
ORLANDO JONES: I'm the guy who makes 7-Up, and I also write the advertising. I just came up with a great new slogan - "Make 7-Up Yours!" *points at front of shirt* "Make 7", *points at back of shirt* "Up Yours!"...
by Chief of the Okhrana October 07, 2015
A algebraic equation useful for determining the youngest age-cutoff a female may be before the guy dates her. Let X equal the male's age ( Or female, if she's older.), while Y will represent the youngest age of a female a guy may date.
Next, identify the male's age and replace "X" with it. Suppose Jim was 15. We write it like this:
1/2(15)+7
Now, the Order of Operations principal applies here! Divide one by the two to get one half, and then find half of fifteen. Don't forget to keep the seven; It would be disgusting if Jim dated a 7.5 year old!
7.7+7
Add the number, matching up the place value carefully, and there you have it; Jim may date a 14.5 year old girl if he went for younger women.
Next, identify the male's age and replace "X" with it. Suppose Jim was 15. We write it like this:
1/2(15)+7
Now, the Order of Operations principal applies here! Divide one by the two to get one half, and then find half of fifteen. Don't forget to keep the seven; It would be disgusting if Jim dated a 7.5 year old!
7.7+7
Add the number, matching up the place value carefully, and there you have it; Jim may date a 14.5 year old girl if he went for younger women.
If you are shit at math and/ or the 1/2X+7 Rule, here's a table for you, you lazy fucktards.
Male: Female:
15 14.5
16 15
17 15.5
18 16
19 16.5
20 17
Etc... So on, and so on. The coefficient is 1/2, while the constant is 7.
Male: Female:
15 14.5
16 15
17 15.5
18 16
19 16.5
20 17
Etc... So on, and so on. The coefficient is 1/2, while the constant is 7.
by BeerChuggin'German May 23, 2010
by Put you are Name here June 02, 2017