Piss off you cunt

Until I have had my cup of tea you can, piss off you cunt xx

Person 1: can I ha-
Person 2: piss off you cunt

by Jam3sh0mosom December 11, 2023

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You, Me

When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises

by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023

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you got a cold nose

Another way of saying “your a bitch”

He told her “you got a cold nose”

by Intere_Santeeé December 11, 2023

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lemonade that kills you

a super-caffeinated “charged” lemonade from Panera that may be responsible for several deaths

I’m at Panera drinking the lemonade that kills you.

by asamota December 11, 2023

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You

I saw you there…
My heart jumps
As I try not to stare…

The words I would love to say…
The looks we would exchange…
I am not giving up on one day!!!

This love I have you…
Doesn’t go away…
No matter what way
The numbers go…

My love for you I will always show…
In a smile…
Or a loving deed…
It is all love from me.

Meant for YOU!!!

by U loving me; only in my dreams December 11, 2023

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