This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
by Candyswrites January 03, 2020
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see how I laugh at you

you'll never understand.. no you'll never understand.. you have a great taste for music
doctor I can't tell if I'm not me... see how I laugh at you you'll never understand no you'll never understand
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I fuck with you heavy

What you tell your friend when their cheeks (alternatively, their "Gyatt") looking a little more scrumptious than usual and you just have to have it
Person 1: "Hey Jake! *ass bouncing as he walks" How have you been recently?"
Person 2: *Looking at Person 1's fat ass* "John, I fuck with you heavy. Give me that Gyatt!"
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I don’t give a nut

Origin: used by a woman who dosnt give a nut. Not to be confused with nut or nutsack
1. Not caring about someone or something.

2. Having little to no interest in someone
Humphrey: well your just a basic bitch.
Rubin: your so rude.
Humphrey: I don’t give a nut
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i clum

A combination of the words “Claim”, and “Cum”,
Commonly used in self hypnosis affirmations to affirm your new, altered mindset, as a calming, orgasmic gesture of acceptance of your present being.

Write “I CLUM” to affirm.
I accept this gesture, and I clum this affirmation.
by The real jesus christ (real) January 02, 2024
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:I

pure confusion, passive-aggressively to tell them to stfu or because you just don't agree/don't know
Friend: I beat you on the math test
You: :I (stfu, don't give a single shit)
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I miss lizzie

This is a commonly used sentence for big massive Mr. Spencer.
“I miss lizzie so much. PLEASE COME BACK
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