your mom

ultimate comeback

1; you are such a slag
2; no your mom

by zobbgobott November 25, 2021

Your mom

A joke used to show how dumb, fat, etc. your mom is.
Not to be confused with "yo mama" but they mean the same thing.

"Your mom is so fat she broke the scale."
"Your mom is so dumb she got a negative IQ."

by Carrot135 July 20, 2023

in your mom

I am currently fucking your mom

Fatima: Hey where's mom?
Dad: i don't care bitch

mom: (currently has me inside her)

IM IN YOUR MOM BITCH EXPECT A NEW DAD

by Avlixn July 19, 2023

Your Mom

Someone who is hotter than you.

"Your mom is kinda hot"

by Yourmomishotterthanyou November 23, 2021

Kicked your mom

A discreet term for a sexual intercourse

I heard you kicked your mom last night, is that true?

by Bille Joel April 14, 2019

Your mom

Everyone's response to anything

Gupta: hey man, what are you doing tonight?

Abdul: your mom

by makaylas super simp October 10, 2022

your-mom-has-a-dick

your mom has a dick. it says it right there

I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.

by pookieposts January 18, 2023