Twitter rot 

When someone has delved into the recesses of twitter and start becoming infected with the obligatory "Twitter brain" where they make hypocritical or geopolitical statements with little to no grounding.

Woman: You can't say retard or the F slur! That's only for austists and/or gay men and the like to use because its been used against them!

Man: But I am autistic and gay, I just don't care to show it.

Woman: YOU SHOULD OWN BEING GAY AND HAVING AUTISM HOW ELSE WILL PEOPLE KNOW YOU CAN USE WORDS???

Man: I should want people to know what I have so they can know whether or not to police me? Twitter rot moment.

Twitter rot by Shwubblz, the Dictionary man November 11, 2021

Twitter 

A place where you get unliked for existing (usually known as being Cancelled) Twitter is usually the home of fatherless children.

"I cancelled a normal, nice person on Twitter"

Twitter by MileClemets November 14, 2021

Twitter 

Twitter ® is basically a Karen's playground! You can't post anything without an argument of some kind.

Also known to make people lose brain cells from the crap that user_39786766859688_ spews out of their b*tchy mouth!

You will also very likely be cancelled for something stupid.

"don't download Twitter, you'll regret it"

"How to lose brain cells, step.1 download Twitter"

"Twitter cancelled my account for the third time this week"

Twitter by TheBraceletgirl November 21, 2021

Twitter Position 

An opinion held by an individual that is well crafted for a particular audience on the internet; i.e Twitter, but cannot be expressed fully by that individual outside of that platform

John's just sharing a Twitter Position, ask him a follow up question and watch him crumble.

Twitter Position by TwitterPositionTM(23.11.21) November 23, 2021

Twitter 

The most traumatising shit is found on here and for some reason it doesn’t get taken down.

Person 1: i need bleach I’m bloody traumatised for life.
Person 2: what did you see.
Person 1: don’t think you want to know it was on twitter.

Person 2: on second thought, no.

Twitter by N1ce c0ck br0 November 24, 2021

twitter 

hell

son: hey dad, where do you go if you die?
dad: twitter
son: huh?
dad: oh, sorry, i mean hell

twitter by idk but im alive December 2, 2021

Twitter 

real hell-hole

greetings everyone, i am CyberNuts, ex-Twitter user. twitter is apsoloute f*cking pain. dont sign up unless you like your life ahead of you being taken away

use reddit instead

Twitter by CyberNutz December 10, 2021