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donutism

a relegion where the person believes that the earth is a donut shape and that when god is bored he fucks the donut and when god comes it make humans.

humans are gods sperm or the icing on the donut

other things they believe
-global warming is an STI
-natural disasters happen when gods a little bit to aggresive

-we cant see it directly because men in black whipe are memories of it
that guy is believes in donutism
by pope donutist May 24, 2023
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The Double Stuffed Donut

The recipient will be taking a shit. When the turd is mostly out of the ass, it gets shoved back in, followed up by putting the givers dick or a dildo in immediately after it.
by Broom Stick Jesus June 19, 2024
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Donut friend

When two individuals engage in a reverse human centipede, aligning their anuses - to causing a somewhat unobservable eclipse of the buttholes.

Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.

A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.
"My donut friend Paul is coming over tonight for dinner."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."
by stupidmachine June 8, 2020
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Donut Dicking

When two or more homosexual males play ring-toss, using donuts and their erected penis.
Jay informed Brad that he prefers a chocolate glazed, when Donut Dicking.
by Officer Ramsey January 9, 2018
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Donuting

When you make a hole in someone's body through cutting and/or slicing.
Serial Killers love donuting people.
by SomeoneWhoGetsRickrolledByRoco October 12, 2021
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blueberry donut

A delicious glazed donut made of blueberry donut batter.
I fucking love blueberry donuts so much I would eat one off of Brandon's cock. That's how much I love blueberry donuts.
by Texas Nick M. September 14, 2013
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Donut

Sweet tooth I eat all of the skittles. I like my donuts with jam in the middle
Yuh yuh I like my donuts with jam in the middle yeah make a wish hah hah” Jaemin once said.
by ellenctzen November 4, 2020
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