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Chicken Head Salad

When a man receives a blow job, while at the same time getting his salad tossed

(Must be performed by two women.)
“Those twin sisters give the best chicken head salads”

“Why would you want just a blow job when you can get a chicken head salad at the same time?”

"I LOVE CHICKEN HEAD SALADS!"

"I bet you wont stop giggling when you get your first chicken head salad"

"Whoa watch those fingers! i just want a chicken head salad thank you!"
by BNLEO December 7, 2009
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salad eating bitch

The type of girl you take out on a date who sits quietly, orders a salad, and shuts the fuck up. Many times, nothing is more infuriating than the quiet, salad eating bitch sitting in the booth of the Ruby Tuesday's, eating the Mandarin Chicken salad.

The kind of bitch you have to initiate every sentence with, and answers in short, meek replies.

Not a sexist term; see salad eating bastard
Yo, I took Sandy out to Applebees, but she turned out to be one of them salad eating bitches. Now I'm out 10 bucks.
by Wraen August 2, 2007
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English Country Salad

A sex act between two partners that is illegal in many areas of the world. In this activity the submissive partner lies on his or her stomach with the acting partner on top. The acting partner then sticks their finger down their throat to induce vomiting, regurgitating whatever's in their stomach into the submissive partner's ass crack.

The acting partner then proceeds to eat the vomit out of the ass crack while performing anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus. The phrase "English Country" refers to the vibrant colors often found in vomit. "Salad" refers to the eating of vomit from the asscrack.
"Oh, darling," said the aroused naked woman to her male lover, "I want you to give me an English Country Salad."

"For you, my love," responded the man. "I'll do anything. My only desire is to please you in every way."

Then he stuck his finger down his throat and vomited all over her ass crack. After that he ate all the vomit while licking her asshole, concluding by giving his love a tender kiss on the lips. They cuddled the rest of the night.
by Dexter Graves October 27, 2010
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tossing the greek salad

"The date was going good until he told me he liked tossing the greek salad"
by bananahands August 12, 2006
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salad toss boss

The "Boss" of salad tossing. Is able to eat ass like no other, no matter how hairy or stinky said ass may be. Only a real Salad Toss Boss will have a STB tattoo.
He earned the Salad Toss Boss title after eating a bunch of stinky, hairy, dirty asshole and then bragging about it by getting an STB tattoo on his ass.
by burn0525 October 9, 2014
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Serving Up Salad

Eating ass. Offering up one’s ass for a little salad tossing.
I got home and she was naked, on all fours, serving up salad. So I had to toss it.
by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020
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Satan's street salad

Sweet Mary Jane Kush, preferably of a fine and dankly strain.
Don't go to that party, I've heard those folks fiddle with Satan's street salad.
by Maryjanekushlover January 18, 2015
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