octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

loose pipes

Prone to infidelity and/or promiscuous behavior

That bitch has loose pipes, she'll do anything for a nickel.

by factsrtrue March 24, 2016

The Pipe

Cool or interesting, especially in a unique or kind of quirky way

That fit is the pipe, dude

by crazyahhlittleman October 18, 2025

earliest pipe

Morning wood, hard erection in the morning, very common with birds

Yo dude, did you see that birds earliest pipe.

by Plumber Mario February 13, 2018

pumping the pipes

Smoking a fat blunt

We were outside during the party pumping the pipes.

by Nykimeow July 21, 2021

Side pipe

If a girl is having sex with one guy for an extended period of time but are not dating, and he goes home for the weekend, she resorts to her side pipe. This is a guy that she has banged before, but has not lead anywhere, and she keeps him on the back burner when needed.

Yo Ivan wasn't here this weekend,so she got some serious side pipe.

by UVM'sfinest July 5, 2016

pipe maker

Another word for asshole

She's such a pipe maker

by sagis March 28, 2017