johnny blitzcreak

Cold, chilly, freezing
(Not to be confused with johnny blitzberg)
It's bare johnny blitzcreak today innit' bruv
by Baddaman January 09, 2008
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Johnny-on-the-Spot

He's the guy with the impeccable timing
^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!
by thurb March 31, 2023
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Johnny cricket

A guy (usually a meth head) on a bicycle pulling a home made trailer full of junk he stole
Ay Earl did you hear about Johnny cricket getting hit on highway 45
by Niggadog is a gay rabbit June 19, 2022
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Johnny Walker Candle

An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.
Man, we made some Johnny Walker Candles last night. They burnt for hours and we ran out of whiskey
by TheGoochifier December 18, 2016
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johnny gains

Been you take a lil blue pill to make Mr Peter become a strong man.
Bobby had them good Johnny Gains before he went to pound town for 6 hours or longer and contacted his physician.
by BumbButt November 12, 2022
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Johnny Seo

a member of Korean Boyband, NCT. Debuted in NCT 127 (Limitless). Rapper, DJ, Radio DJ, 'parrot' Comedian, Fashion Evaluator, Communication Center, Johntography, and NCT's daddy. He's from Chicago, and being there until high school.

Stan him, and you'll be surprised every single day.
Johnny Seo is a flirting genius, so be aware of him
by Cass_Tzen November 25, 2017
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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