Johnny

The most sexiest man has the biggest dick out of the whole group chat and gets the most pussie out of his whole friends.

Is that johnny,I heard he gets bitches unlike his friends

by Luis Fuentes November 26, 2021

johnny-horned

In a video game, killing oneself with a rocket launcher.

"Did you just die?"
"Yeah, I was too close to the wall and Johnny-horned myself"

by ibmayhem September 3, 2019

johnnie rolfe

sex god

i wanna be with a johnnie rolfe

by usuhhsuwggsj December 7, 2020

Johnny’s Sausage

Johnny’s sausage is a crucial part of everyone’s day.
It’s a food;)

“When lunch comes around I’ll be looking for Johnny’s sausage!”

by Moth Vomit February 16, 2021

Johnny

Someone who dosen't pull any bitches

person 1:"Hey you know johnny?"

person2:"the guy who dosen't pull any bitches"

by Shane the shagger February 16, 2022

Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..

Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.

by Johnny useless July 6, 2018

Johnny

A PLAYER. Ladies don't waste your time. He has a line up of stupid bimbos, of whom he will always choose over you. He only wants the girls out of playboy magazines, he doesn't want your heart, just the body. It's all that matters to him. A perpetual heart breaker who could literally care less about your feelings. He absolutely does NOT want not does he know how to feel love.

Girl, have more respect for yourself. Don't fall for a empty soulless man named Johnny.

by whitewolf91 April 19, 2021