when you are in a club tryin to get your mac on and one guy keeps following you aruond askins if you "bat for the othe team" and will even go to extreme measures like follow you in the batroom and watch you while you piss the only way he will go away is if you yell your such a heiser.
brendan:hey do you have a permit for that thing
drew:stop watching me while i piss fag
brendan:come on theres always room for more at the conga line
drew:YOUR SUCH A HEISER no leave me alone you cock wrangler
drew:stop watching me while i piss fag
brendan:come on theres always room for more at the conga line
drew:YOUR SUCH A HEISER no leave me alone you cock wrangler
by definemyass October 3, 2005
Get the your such a heisermug. 1. The universal response to any statement whatsoever.
2. "Your mom ____ last night!", a response to any statement, with part of that statement in the blank.
2. "Your mom ____ last night!", a response to any statement, with part of that statement in the blank.
1. Person A: I bought some pants today.
Person B: Your mom!
2. Person A: I bought some pants today.
Person B: Your mom bought some pants last night!
Person B: Your mom!
2. Person A: I bought some pants today.
Person B: Your mom bought some pants last night!
by Lady Pain March 3, 2005
Get the your mommug. White person 1: You're an idiot.
Black person 1: Well I screwed your mom last night!
Black person 2: Your mom said that while she was in bed with me!
Black person 3: Your mom's an idiot in bed!
Black person 4: I SCREWED YOUR MOM
Random Mexican: JAJAJAJA I R CHTSPCK N00B JAJAJA!
Black person 5: I remember screwing your mom with my 15 foot pole!
White person 2: (for the sake of not being racist) I WAS IN BED WITH YOUR MOM N00B!
Black person 1: Well I screwed your mom last night!
Black person 2: Your mom said that while she was in bed with me!
Black person 3: Your mom's an idiot in bed!
Black person 4: I SCREWED YOUR MOM
Random Mexican: JAJAJAJA I R CHTSPCK N00B JAJAJA!
Black person 5: I remember screwing your mom with my 15 foot pole!
White person 2: (for the sake of not being racist) I WAS IN BED WITH YOUR MOM N00B!
by JIMBOOOOO February 5, 2008
Get the your mommug. Comment: "Hey John, your ex girlfriend Sally is telling everyone at school that you couldn't 'get it up' last night!"
Response: "Dude whatever, your mom."
Response: "Dude whatever, your mom."
by MxPx_Fan December 28, 2005
Get the Your mommug. Very versatile. Can be used in any situation with varying levels of effectiveness. Quite derogatory and must be said with caution. Always have guard up when said to strangers.
Very off-putting towards opposition in sporting competition.
Must never be said in front of own Mother
Can be used in an appropriate way.... Sometimes
Very off-putting towards opposition in sporting competition.
Must never be said in front of own Mother
Can be used in an appropriate way.... Sometimes
Example 1 - "Your Mum eats dog biscuits and wears Army boots!"
Example 2 - Person 1 - "Hey areshole"
Person 2 - "Your Mums arsehole"
Example 3 - Person 1 -"Where are we staying tonight friend?"
Person 2 -"Your mums mate"
Person 1 -"Sounds Good!"
Example 2 - Person 1 - "Hey areshole"
Person 2 - "Your Mums arsehole"
Example 3 - Person 1 -"Where are we staying tonight friend?"
Person 2 -"Your mums mate"
Person 1 -"Sounds Good!"
by LukeDoggy July 17, 2006
Get the Your Mummug. ie1: hahahaha i did your mum noob.
so what you idiot, i did your nana.
ie2: sup boi.
your nana.
ie3: weres my cell phone?
in your nana!
so what you idiot, i did your nana.
ie2: sup boi.
your nana.
ie3: weres my cell phone?
in your nana!
by c string December 20, 2006
Get the your nanamug. Lying about something specific...
1) Lying on your dick
2) Lying on your mouth
3) Lying on your pussy
1) Lying on your dick
2) Lying on your mouth
3) Lying on your pussy
1) Lying about fucking someone
2) Lying about sucking someones dick
3) Lying about getting fucked by someone
2) Lying about sucking someones dick
3) Lying about getting fucked by someone
by syked February 18, 2004
Get the lyin on yourmug.