National Gabby Moves On

Gabby finally moves on this certain guy.

National Gabby Moves On is an official day of Gabby moving on. She will now stop being so obsessed.

by gabrii June 10, 2024

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“The Move”

Driving through a lonely mountain pass at the dead of night, you see a pair of amber headlights approach rapidly in the distance. The headlights fade when you go full send on the straight line, but when you arrive at the entrance of the corner, suddenly, the car behind gets dangerously close. At the blink of an eye, the car lines up with the guardrail on your left, it initiates “The Move” and proceeds to fly pass you. Being shocked and horrified of what just happened, you mistook the corner and crashed onto a light post on the side of the road, destroying your car and making yourself feel like a shithead.

Seeing the car in front of you block the whole road, you plan to initiate “The Move” and pass him once on for all.

by yoloooo52 May 14, 2022

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Move dick

It's a different type of masturbation when you see something attractive on the internet while being too lazy to remove your shorts or pants, instead you dry hump your own bed.
When there is no one else in the room where you do it.

me: "moving dick"

dad: What the fuck are you doing? Stop moving dick!
brother: Caught ya moving dick

Dad's girlfriend: What are you doing? Stop staring me like that when you're doing it
me: "Continues to move dick"

by freaking kid October 30, 2021

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