jelly slingshot

occurs during ejaculation and you swing your dick to the side, therefore slingshotting your jelly

"how was that chick last night?"
"good, i gave her that special jelly slingshot show!"

by madams2148 January 12, 2023

Jelly

A word to express extreme excitement. A word used only to describe pure absolute unadulterated joy. A word that carries the swagger of Demi gods. Jelly

“Hey Tyler do you wanna see my boobs”
“FUCKIN JELLY”

by LordTyler November 25, 2021

jelly joy

Jelly Joy is a given name who is jolly and true to her name. A person always joyous and never leaves out of smile to make others happy as well.

Here comes Jelly Joy, I can't imagine not knowing this person, seriously.

by Jelly Joy June 7, 2021

tommy jelly

the absolute sexiest guy. he has a amazing personality and is the sexiest guy in the world. he strictly dates sussy bakas. and likes girls 5+

Omg thats Tommy Jelly! Hes so sexy!

by Tommy will always love you May 26, 2021

Sperm jelly

The sperm bubbles going down a shower drain

Sperm jelly are typically found in prison,navy or military showers where groups of men who only have alone time during this period so they all beat there meat and make groups of sperm jelly's slide to the drain

by Turtles23 May 23, 2018

Jelly bean and pickle sandwich

A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").

"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."

by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024

Mr jelly farts

The best :D

Mr jelly farts is the best and is so smart kiss kiss

by Mr jelly farts April 22, 2022