Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day

A cheating asshole.

"Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day. I have this big project..."

by Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean November 15, 2018

i love you

a phrase that jessanna says a lot to her girlfriend ainsley. used very commonly. describes how much love a person has for another. i love you baby, your mine.

“hey baby?”
“yea, what?”
“i love you.”

by jessannamae February 12, 2021

I want you to suffer!

~ Megyn Kelly

Megyn Kelly "I want you to suffer!"

Hym "See what they're like? I just want me to nut in a blonde but Megyn wants me to suffer. She's a crazy person!"

by Hym Iam September 13, 2025

i love you

a word nobody would ever say to me

girl: I love you! I've been holding it in for years, and I thought this would be the perfect time to confess!
me: wait is this a dream

by nzap85 December 13, 2021

I love you

If someone says I love you to you, they are actually swearing at you in a different language

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: >:O HOW COULD YOU T.T

by NymphicusHollandicus July 15, 2022

i love you

a phrase used between ainsley and jessanna to express love for each other. i love you baby, your mine.

“hey baby?”
“yea, what’s up?”
“i love you.”

by jessannamae February 12, 2021

I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025