Ethan

Often stupid and will Alex your day

Look at Ethan he is a nut job

by Realethanhours April 22, 2019

Ethan Pelt

The absolute sexiest person ever. And has the best girlfriend in the world.

Ethan Pelt is THICC

by swagdaddy#82 April 26, 2019

Ethan

Everyone likes him, but he's super mean to everyone you meet. He is the kind of person to put soap into a fish bowl.

"Who is Ethan?"

"He's the guy that keeps closing that guy Josh's computer."

by Docdarnit April 26, 2019

Ethan

Ethans are most of the time bitches and pains in the ass, if you know an Ethan be prepared to be betrayed because they will find a way to at some point

Girl 1: Ethan just asked me out again for the fifth time this semester! Girl 2: yep he is going to be forever alone

by XxLivlovespotterxX April 26, 2019

Ethan

Agay faggot that likes cruz

Look at that ethan

by Yobroo0 April 29, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a very tuff kid. He thinks because he curses he is the shit. He likes to make fun of you and he also has a disease. He also likes to fake his injuries to compensate for the fact he can’t play a sport. If you see an ethan like this approach him and he will smell like a fucking sewer. He also has and anime body pillow with his weaboo ass. And he usually wears a tight ass shirt with jeans and some fucking sketchers

Ugh that Ethan’s smell does he not use deodorant

by Poor man Antoine April 30, 2019

Ethan Flack

A guy who normally acts as if he is a hardcore stoner, and makes everyone aware he is so cool and interupts everyone so they hear his side of the story.

Guy: “interrupts reader”
Reader: “Hey man, chill you seem like an Ethan Flack right now”
Guy: “Sorry bro, I’m so fried right now”

by TheTurner47 May 5, 2019