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Beer-Phones

Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed.

Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.

Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.
A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.
by JWSTigre April 18, 2010
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Beer Plug

When other sales reps try to jack your post by advertising their own brands.
That guy just shamelessly 'beer plugs' all day, every day.
by SaltMastaFlex May 16, 2017
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Beer Jerky

When you're havin a beer and jerkin off at the same time.
He was having a beer jerky over there.
by dombamdy October 15, 2018
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beer wizard

the one who summons and distributes beer at college party's
"yo where's the beer wizard at?"
"bro, they're over there, summoning it as we speak"
by panda200 April 18, 2015
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church of beer

the modern resurrection of jesus as a bottle (or many!) of cold, hoppy, SUDS!! -members of the church waste no time 'praying', cracking container after container...beer even superseding some of the more 'base' disciplines such as greed/avarice, and SEX!! -some disciples hold 'services' daily, twice daily, or continuously.

one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!
dan was a deacon in the church of beer, lisa had a hard time interesting him in her 'goods'.

bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!

the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!
by michael foolsley August 7, 2012
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Beer Phantom

"Hey man, nice to meet you, catch yah around.
We've met before at Casey's

Oh shit, you're my beer phantom."
by punklovedesigns.com May 1, 2013
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Beer Chef

Beer Chef
A person that elevates drink making of the alcoholic variety to the next level. Not a bartender, as a beer chef is a true connoisseur and beerchef's for the love of beerchefing and making people drunk.
He is a fantastic beer chef, that jungle juice was off the hook!
by alphasaur December 15, 2010
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