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Fruit Cake

"Hey what's up You Fruit Cake" or "Yo Jeff That Guy Look's Like a Fruit Cake"
by Street Talk Fo Realz February 25, 2017
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25% fruit juice

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."
by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013
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Russian fruit twist

Where a girl twists yo cock until it turns green like an apple then chugs vodka
remember that girl Emily? She gives the best Russian fruit twists
by Fin r February 4, 2023
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Fruit booter

One who Rollerblades professionally or for other reasons.
Dude Spicoli was seen fruitbootin to disco after he signed Fruit booter contract at his neighbors pool party last summer.
by snickurz72 May 19, 2022
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Apocalypse fruit

Fruit or any food really that’s gone past its prime, but you eat it anyway as you would do in an apocalypse and were surviving on foraging scraps.
I hadn’t gone to the market for a while, so I had to put apocalypse fruit in my smoothie.
by Invisible Kellie April 11, 2023
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Fruit

A fruity man named Logan that kisses boys
if your name is Logan you're a fruit there for you are the gayest boy kisser of them all
Damn Logan turned into a fruit, he is a boy kisser now
by AntiLgbtCalgary June 18, 2023
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banana in a fruit salad

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.
Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!
by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025
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