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Suck off the roof

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What you do to a glass filled with to much beer
before you can pick up the drink.
hey dude that beer is going to blow,
suck off the roof so you can drink.
by ysmisu August 23, 2011
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"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.
Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time
by eda-skip October 15, 2021
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suds in the bucket

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A condition in a female's genitalia that is atrocious, painful, and frightening. Consisting of any sexually transmitted disease, or just an unattractive vagina. This is a contagious and incurable disease that is contracted from sexual intercourse with an infected woman. Women contract this illness primarily from being unwholesome and nasty. A woman who has 'suds in the bucket' is inevitably a mean bitch, with whom most sane men want absolutely no contact, especially sexually.
I got wasted and nailed this broad the other day, and the nasty bitch gave me suds in the bucket!

I was about to do this one chick the other night, but she took her pants off and her bucket was all sudsy, so I was like, "Hell nah, bitch!"
by JoBob666 April 27, 2010
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A legendary act that went down in history in the summer of 2013 at a house in Big Sur. A single 6'-9" ginger applied 1/2 cup of Gold Bond to his genitalia & face area in one fell swoop. The tingling brought him to both knees & has been ingrained in the history of the California Central Coast for all eternity.
The Bond Heard Round Big Sur - the legendary feat completed by one insanely tall ginger in the summer of 2013

Example: Wow nice form on that gold bond application! It may have been a solid application but have you brews heard of the "Bond Heard Round Big Sur"? Take a seat.
by Campbellonious November 30, 2018
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This is a game invented by Josh & Kyle.

wut you need:

1. you need 1 superball
2. you need at least 2 players
3. you need 1 couch
4. you need a room to play in

Rules:

1. no player at anytime may leave his/her knees
2. put the couch about three feet from the wall, parralel to the wall
3. throw the superball as hard as you can at the wall making sure to clear the couch
4. the object is to be the one to get the ball back, so you can throw it at the wall and domerock the other person.
5. most important rule, it is maditory to eat a butterfinger powerbar and drink a coke before starting any game of "supperball off the wall"
6. this game could get very expensive, make sure to clear the room before playing
"wanna play supperball off the wall?"
by pedro February 16, 2005
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suck the nipple

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when a warlock is commanded to seduce a target with the symbol that looks like a nipple with his/her Succubus.
"okay guys, i marked them all...WARLOCK, don't forget to suck the nipple!"
by TarjaTurunen(teehee) April 9, 2010
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