An ailment that causes white, dry patches of skin, caused by malnutrition and genetic modifications at an early stage of development.
Hey Bob, I saw somebody else with chalkston disease in the gym today, his skin was so patchy and dry, i offered him lotion
by mystical b19dpg March 9, 2011
Get the chalkston diseasemug. The act of Paedophilia or cousin marriage. A reference to the disproportionately large number of cousin marriages and acts of paedophilia that statistically happen inside the Greater London area. People from the rest of the U.K. refer to paedophiles as being afflicted with the “Londoner’s disease”.
“See that guy Luke? Guy who just moved from Tottenham? Checked him out on the register. Turns out he’s got the Londoner’s disease”
by Barnabeast98 January 2, 2024
Get the Londoner’s diseasemug. The KΞN-NY Disease, or "Ah shit I forgot" is a neurodegenerative illness that affects a person's memory and was first diagnosed by Soham Mango. They are prone to forgetting simple details such as dates or current occurrences. However, this may cause individuals to forget important details such as persons and even themselves. It is a slow and painful death. The disease was disovered by The DOSA Investigators funded by Rahul Inc.
"Im sorry i forgot I have The KΞN-NY Disease"
"Sorry I forgot about my circumcision appointment I have The KΞN-NY Disease
"Sorry I forgot about my circumcision appointment I have The KΞN-NY Disease
by Dr Prezidential SJ October 6, 2021
Get the The KΞN-NY Diseasemug. the definition of nightcore disease is someone that used to listen to music normally but then they discovered nightcore and now complain when they listen to same song but not in nightcore
by cheeseymus May 22, 2022
Get the Nightcore diseasemug. Doc : I am sorry son, you got the Bloodbending Disease and you will now pee blood.
Patient : Aw that stinks!
Patient : Aw that stinks!
by Deez_Nutz_69 April 21, 2022
Get the Bloodbending Diseasemug. Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.
John: Of course, I don't like her! I have lots of other girlfriends.. and I will not get emotionally attached to one girl, I don't do that!
Jane: Bud.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.
Jane: Bud.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.
by L. Sosiska September 3, 2019
Get the Stinson diseasemug. Test disease is a contractible disease caused by getting these TESTICLES IN UR EYES LMFAOOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣
by santasucksballs May 21, 2021
Get the Test Diseasemug.