Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.
by AnctRome November 26, 2020
The chode test or procedure is:
Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode
Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode
Man, I took the chode test like you said. I won't say any more than that.
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!
by Praker September 24, 2017
Sometimes you gotta ask yourself, my Word was accepted even if the account creation was at the end ? Do i receive a mail ?
by PacoAdams November 23, 2021
When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home
I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion
Why?
She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick
How did that go?? Was she clean?
Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
Why?
She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick
How did that go?? Was she clean?
Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
by Le on January 26, 2022
Andy Capp wasn't sure whether he could get a good score on an employment-related quiz, but as an expert snooker player, he could totally ace an eye cue test!
by QuacksO April 10, 2023
Some phrase a teacher tell's a student especially in PE who doesn't do any work or studying in that class just because they know the work isn't for a grade. And thinks its just a period to have fun, play sports and talk with your friends etc. But in reality at the end of the quarter or whenever they have a test they will be shocked and wont know jack shit and will fuck up not only on the test but might fail the whole class as a consequence
Coach: Fritz you working
Other student: you know he never does work
Coach says to Fritz: just wait till u see the test
Fritz shouts: oh theres a test!!!
Classmate: yes dumbass
Fritz: its for a grade!!!
Classmate: yes stupid dumbass wake up and smell the coffee
Other student: you know he never does work
Coach says to Fritz: just wait till u see the test
Fritz shouts: oh theres a test!!!
Classmate: yes dumbass
Fritz: its for a grade!!!
Classmate: yes stupid dumbass wake up and smell the coffee
by itsyoboifritz2004 October 02, 2018
by Okbamtheman March 08, 2024