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step foot on heaven

A: I have 10 minutes to live.
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
by OfficialWatchOS7 July 31, 2025
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step-1C1R

1- Stepcousin's child.
2- Stepgrandpibling's child.
3- Grandpibling's stepchild.
4- Cousin's stepchild.
My step-1C1R is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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pantie side step

When you slide the panties over for penetration . Then when your done pull out cover the tip with her panties and let er go
I didn't want a mess so I used the pantie side step on the slut
by Leroy88 June 3, 2015
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Stepping on Harsh Territory

This phrase is widely used to refer to the act of treading dangerously. Similar to stepping on thin ice.
Relax, man. You’re stepping on harsh territory.
by karen4ever September 2, 2018
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Two step peep

When you see someone you find attractive you take two small steps towards their direction to get a better look at them.
When I was walking down the street earlier today I saw a hottie that I had to two step peep on.
by Frankie' September 18, 2014
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step up on

To approach in an aggressive manner.
To get up in someone's face.
To act in a way that would warrant an aggressive response.
"I'm just waiting for someone to step up on me so I can just goooo!"

"Don't you fucking step up on me like that."
by Markaiyo May 13, 2025
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Step Ratio

When a set of steps in a gait occurs twice as fast on one (usually) horizontal half than the other.
This step ratio has my arms moving twice as fast as my legs.
by anonthermus November 21, 2025
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