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The Church of Piss

The church in which those who sit around it are mesmerized and are turned in to a transcended form. It is stated that those who come to the church every Tuesday instead of eating tacos are rewarded with a cup of piss in there hand within a chalice. Those who receive it may drink from the chalice and they may see a blessed video of the legend himself known as sodahead 13.
"What are you doing today?"
"I'm going to the church and try and get some piss."
"Oh, the Church of Piss!"
by haha pee pee uh oh stinky poo September 30, 2019
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space piss

when your peeing and it goes upwards, splashing on you like some harry potter shit.
Bill: Hey, why does my pee go upwards?
Doctor: space piss.
by Mr. Hornet May 14, 2019
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piss momma

An older female whom engages in the art of seductive urination, sometime for a pre-negotiated fee. A Piss Momma is known to regularly leave her mark everywhere with her calling card, an empty plastic water bottle. Follow the trail of water bottles and meet up with a Piss Momma and negotiate your terms.
Hey bro, just say this nice little Piss Momma at the bar. She left behind her empty water bottle in her seat. On it was written a phone number and it says for a golden good time Call Jessica.
by Callmethunda August 3, 2017
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piss denial

The act of not letting yourself piss when you desperately need to; a test of sheer will.
person 1: Oh my god I really need to piss.
person 2: The bathroom's down the hall man.
person 1: Oh no thanks, I'm trying out piss denial. I've been holding it in since this morning. The pain is excruciating but I gotta make it until at least the end of the night.
person 2: Dude, what the fuck?
by CannedWatermelon February 18, 2020
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Piss on an anthill

A) intention here is that the person will leave you alone by engaging in harassing some thing that will cause them pain
B) The ants will travel up your steam stream of Urine into your urethra and sting you until you stop
C) a pagan’s way of saying “go fuck yourself” — because we don’t actually want you to feel pleasure as a result of your annoyance, that would be alchemy ;)
D) a term driven by intuition between my dead brother and I as kids :)
Really?! Are you serious? Go piss on an anthill!

Why don’t you just go piss on an anthill?
by Autumn Rain January 20, 2021
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vanilla pissing

a euphuism referring to the act of ejaculation in males as a result of an orgasm.
One of my friends introduced me to the art of vanilla pissing. Once you try it you'll never go back.
by dr. qubed March 2, 2022
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Getting Pissed on

The act of being made fun of/ humiliated by others
Guy1: your ugly

Friend: imagine getting pissed on by some random guy
by MrBossMan.inc June 25, 2022
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