noah

the realest nigga alive tbh. hed steal yo bitch and pipe her down. ots!

"oh look its noah, i just know his cocks big"

by 1NitchBigger January 28, 2022

Noah

Kissing hoe

Damn he’d deff kiss u. He’s such a Noah. Aka just a boy named Noah 😂

by Ykwhoitbe September 9, 2021

Noah

Noah is zesty but sometimes very funny. Blud is like a comedian but only for the homies.

Noah is a monkey

by Dogisyummy October 21, 2023

NOAH

Noah Jonathan Asiaf is a predator who still prays on little girls. He is wanted for over 10 war crimes and consumes everything in his path. If he comes across your child…HE WILL EAT THEM

Dang, noah took my little boy

by The Creator Of UD March 11, 2022

Noah Allan Johnson

Generosity

Integrity

Loyalty

Devotion

Loving

Kindness

Sincerity

Self-control

Peacefulness

Faithfulness

Patience

Determination

Persistence

Adventurous

Fairness

Cooperation

Tolerance

Optimism

Spirituality

Noah Allan Johnson Is COOL!

by 1122332453647588474 October 26, 2020

Noah

A Noah is someone who you fall head-over-heals for, kind of like a first crush but on crack. A Noah causes you to lose your mind and common sense as you quickly become infatuated and obsessed. A Noah will come out of thin air and while it might confuse others at first, Noahs are inevitable and you will one day fall into their trap. No matter how hard you try to forget, a Noah will NEVER go away.

"Do you remember that time you hardcore crushed on and stalked ____?"
"Yeah, he's my Noah."

by oogyiggy January 17, 2019

Noah

The name Noah isn’t just a name—it’s a whole lifestyle upgrade. If you know a Noah, congratulations, you’ve basically hit the lottery of human connections. Noahs are the type of people who casually drop a 10/10 personality while also being the smartest in the room without even trying. They’ve got the perfect combo of chill and ambition—someone who can joke around but also pull off being the most reliable person you know.

They’re the kind of friend who turns every boring moment into a memory, the kind of teammate who makes everyone else play better just by existing, and the kind of guy who manages to be athletic, funny, and actually kind (rare). Noahs don’t chase the vibe—they are the vibe.

If you meet a Noah, keep him around. He’s the definition of a W.

That’s Noah—bro’s literally HIM

by noahbcool28 August 19, 2025