It's a different type of masturbation when you see something attractive on the internet while being too lazy to remove your shorts or pants, instead you dry hump your own bed.
When there is no one else in the room where you do it.
When there is no one else in the room where you do it.
me: "moving dick"
dad: What the fuck are you doing? Stop moving dick!
brother: Caught ya moving dick
Dad's girlfriend: What are you doing? Stop staring me like that when you're doing it
me: "Continues to move dick"
dad: What the fuck are you doing? Stop moving dick!
brother: Caught ya moving dick
Dad's girlfriend: What are you doing? Stop staring me like that when you're doing it
me: "Continues to move dick"
by freaking kid October 30, 2021

by Jakeheartache April 14, 2023

by Ogz March 26, 2020

A wrestling move used on a Cabot Junior High North wrestler that looks like minecraft Steve and a skinny boy that looks like a minecraft skeleton
Dang bro that kid that looks like minecraft steve just got put in The Mississippi Mudslide Move at the wrestling tournament
by GoonLairLandlord March 26, 2025

The act of covertly excusing yourself from a gathering, typically for a family celebration of some sort, where others try to use you as a free babysitter because "you don't have anything going on" or someone asks you to do something at work that's not in your job description.
Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.
That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.
Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.
That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.
"John, can you watch Sarah and Tom for a few hours while Jennifer and I go out to dinner?"
"Let me get back to you on that."
*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*
Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"
"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."
"Let me get back to you on that."
*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*
Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"
"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."
by GriZag December 3, 2013

by Weed John January 3, 2020

a “Russ Move” is when you do something kind of douchey and pretentious. Or when you screw something up in a swagless manner.
*in the bathroom with homie or homegirl*
Wanna sniff?
*fat mound with perfect service direct to nozz*
*whole bump ends up on the floor*
Dude wtf. Russ move…
Wanna sniff?
*fat mound with perfect service direct to nozz*
*whole bump ends up on the floor*
Dude wtf. Russ move…
by Wase Chest May 6, 2025
