Hit or Miss

I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it's FIFA
You on every level, you're the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you're fired
You're washed up, you're retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
Perfect!
Who do you think you are?
You were sucking dick for a foreign car (Brrrrr)
Gotta take that call
They want you at work so, girl, go do your job yaaaa
You: Hit or Miss
Your friend: I guess they never miss huh?
by AllFactsFromMe March 18, 2019
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miss peters

Miss peters it a grotty old hag who teaches English she looks like madge from Benidorm and smokes like a chimney she stinks like a dead cat mixed with a kebab from 2 nights ago when you got home drunk from the pub she will sit at the desk popping nicorete chewing gum into an extra chewing gum case and then act like it’s normal chewing gum she has coffee breath and beautiful blue eyes that look like the colour of Stilton cheese
ew layla did u fart?

No it’s miss peters breath
by miss peters January 31, 2022
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An amazing Taylor Swift song which belongs to her 7th album "Lover".
-What is your fave T.S. song?
-Miss Americana & the heartbreak prince!
-SAME!!
by Swiftie.faves13 December 29, 2023
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miss bromley

A makeup obsessed person with orange skin:)
miss bromley is so orange
by dumbbishhhhh December 06, 2021
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Miss Jay Jay A

Person who usually sleeps with your friends behind your back.

A "Big O slut".
One who over stays at your house.

Aka squirter.
Justins Mom
Hey man look at miss jay jay a , she is really riding that pole . Miss jay jay a can sure make it clap. Ha ha she probably got the clap..
by RXJ April 12, 2013
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Miss Sconia

The little old grumpy hunchback in my English class. She sounds like she smokes 10 packs of cigarettes a day and her hair looks like the purple minion from the Despicable Me movie. She likes the Capitals Hockey team. She is Semmet's tard wrangler.
It's the grumpy old troll! Oh wait it's just Miss Sconia.
by Semmet June 13, 2018
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Miss Zimmerman

A young hip teacher whose clothes Emma Katherine's posse wants. She is kind of mean and has no personality.
Miss Zimmerman isn't a very good science teacher.
by supercutekid November 20, 2011
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