Matthew

Usually guys with very big penises and great, charming personalities that attracts herds of women.

Girl 1 “Oh my god! Matthew is so hot and cool and also very sexy!”

Girl 2 “Back off bitch! He’s mine!!

by Guy named Matthew August 2, 2021

matthew 61:9

someone that is in love with a person who begins with an e.

bro1:
i’m in love with e
bro2:
really? you got a matthew 61:9 on your hands

by NotSusMJV January 26, 2021

Matthew R. D.

The most amazing, best looking, and coolest guy in the world. He is the coolest person you will ever meet, like ever. And did I mention that he is awesome!

MATTHEW IS THE COOLEST GUY EVER! Matthew R. D. is epic!!!!!!

by MaximusMasters May 20, 2015

Matthew

a cook, usually from portugal

matthew is a cook from portugal......I think

by IGV March 20, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is an annoying little kid who usually looks for attention but is SOMEHOW your friend. He gets on your nerves pretty often but sometimes funny.

Matthew is so ANNOYING and says dumb stuff but still funny.

by anonymous May 23, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is a brown haired, brown eyed nerdy boi
you will instantly fall for him, if you find a Matthew, never let him go

Girl 1: You like Matthew?
Girl 2: Yeah, who doesn't like him?
Girl 1: I love him, and I will kill you before you lay a finger on him

by Onion bitch November 3, 2022

Travis Matthew Windham

Is a funny hilarious guy and will have even the grmpyest ppl laughing and will make yu not think about or dewl on things tht bring yu down. he will help brighten up ur day, and make ur day when he is around. Travis Matthew Windham will make yu laugh even tho he isn't trying by his witnesses or his even with his commentary out burst about the current situation or subject. He is the most honest and most loyal for a friend or a partner, he is the one Yu want to be on outside, even if yu are in the wrong or right he will stand by ur side, but if ur in the wrong he will tell Yu tht ur wrong but still has ur bk. Don't get on his bad side cuz he is a monster and very accurate and quick at throwing hands, when he sees something tht he feels he needs to. When he does just move round bcuz yea nuff said

Travis Matthew Windham is a BMFKER and will turn it lights out for yu

by TwbRhecAKApullUpKnockin April 18, 2024