by pickle tickle August 7, 2024
Get the loosing hearing in my left eyemug. A chronically unaware driver who sets up shop in the left lane of any major Florida highway, treating it less like a passing lane and more like a reserved cruise control runway. Left Lane Larry doesn’t discriminate—he might be a local with a “Salt Life” decal and a sunburned arm out the window, or a snowbird tourist in a rented Altima with both hands on the wheel and a wide-brimmed hat still on indoors.
Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
“I brake for butterflies”
“My other car is a prayer”
Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
“I brake for butterflies”
“My other car is a prayer”
Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
by Pary Moppins July 10, 2025
Get the Left Lane Larrymug. whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)
by mousel October 10, 2019
Get the left-handed drivewaymug. by UrBoiDipps August 22, 2018
Get the Acting Left AFmug. Chad: Hey you alright man? You looking proper cofused after "speaking" with those angry dudes wearing black masks in the park.
Chad2: Yeah man, I totally left-baffled
Chad2: Yeah man, I totally left-baffled
by Nullendpoint June 10, 2019
Get the left-baffledmug. "Bro you see Jesse over there with that pink eye?"
"Yeah bro, dude looks high as fck"
"Bros been smoking that left eye weed"
"Yeah bro, dude looks high as fck"
"Bros been smoking that left eye weed"
by RedDevil9001 July 4, 2022
Get the Left eye weedmug. Lockdown, christophobia/heterophobia, misandry, maximum state, afronazism, communism, nudism, socialism, bolivarianism, economic interventionism, globalism, marxism, drug liberalization, abortion/criminal rehabilitation, statization, superliberal progressivism, feminism/femism, machism, black supremacy , atheism, neutral pronoun, gender ideology, sexual libertinism, homosexuality/gayzism/lesbianism, supremacy of civil servants, supremacy of proletariats, supremacy of the lower class, supremacy of poverty, supremacy of criminals who are neither military nor police officers, union supremacy, supremacy of female sex, victimization of female sex, LGBT supremacy, and police and civil disarmament.
I hate left-wing.
by Serbize March 24, 2023
Get the left-wingmug.