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Baste jumping

When your homies ejaculate into a turkey baster and insert it into more than 3 home girls.
Scotty just is going baste jumping after work. Ashley, Maggie, and Angela volunteered to be jumped.
by Swedish baster May 5, 2024
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JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE

Most people in LIFE at first deal with RIDING THE TRICK PONY which is a minor inconveniencing event. Example is having no soap while using the REST ROOM but a PEDOPHILE has it hard.

Overwhelmed by implications inside questions of approach of needs as the TELEPATHY is PRISON TIME with massive sexual abuse.

Haunted by the FLEETWOOD MAC song DREAMS.

Overly strict about minor SHIT HAPPENS to others who are not punished at all for the same exact occurrence.

Same mistakes over and over made against PEDOPHILE but each time more intensity.
The bathroom is over there " under their breath , they say PEDOPHILE ",as time to JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as no toilet paper , soap and filthy bathroom plus toilet is clogged with SHIT.

This PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN is really happening as JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as do you got a CIGARETTE(BUTT HOLE), LIGHTER (BUTT HOLE) and such.

"There you go again , you want your freedom, who am I , as just the FUCKING COPS playing JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE.

You are sleeping here , as security is coming to play JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as you are trespassed from this mall , oh but you can go to other malls.

Here is an important twenty as ROBERT SECURITY head RAILROAD PASS SAYS EF 78787163 A 21..FINGER ENTRANCE.RECTUM as this is the JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE beginning from when we temporarily confiscated your CELL PHONE while you were LITTLE GIRL PISSING in the MEN'S RESTRIOM and the charge fell off but you gotta hassle with a DISPUTE and there is no vacancies even though we said come back in the early morning.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE July 27, 2021
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Jump

Jurriaan keeps on quitting the mission cause he can't jump for shit
by That old man with a long white November 22, 2019
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Fore jumps

When a girl cuts off your foreskin, and uses it as a jump rope.
Me and Melanie did sump fore jumps to set the mood.
by Chets Meaty Dildo December 4, 2021
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more more jump!

an idol group in the game project sekai colorful stage feat hatsune miku consisting of a girl with a dream and three others who had given up theirs, minori hanasato, (simp) haruka kiritani, (the girl she simps for) airi momoi, (tsundere girl airi!!) and shizuku hinomori. (canonically prettiest character according to others and most of the girls have a crush on her) also they're poly methinks. there's something colopale won't tell us
jump! jump! more more jump!
by literally mizuki akiyama January 31, 2024
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time jump

The more colloquial term for time travel used by time travellers.

Not to be confused with 'time skip', a plot device in fictional stories.
Refer to 'time jumpers' or simply 'jumpers' for the similar colloquial term for time travellers.
"Only way we can fix classified is if we time jump."

"We're never jumping at -25 sqwimbles again, I don't know why I listen to your ideas."

"Gear up, we're jumping in 5 minutes."
by dukethejumper March 9, 2024
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jump maxing

Person 1: Yo i just ate some pussy
Person 2: aren’t you gay
Person 1: yeah I was jump maxing
by Googol blipblip February 2, 2024
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