Wash the Dog

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

by DrDirtea February 20, 2016

Wash the dog

What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.

My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) March 21, 2020

Snow wash

To vigorously wash someone's face with snow. A most unpleasant experience.

Someone gave Derek a snow wash. He went home crying.

by Definitely not Dustin February 08, 2023