lol, not exactly

When in a conversation or argument, what is assumed by your interlocutor is the exact opposite of what you are actually telling them.

Boy a) I hooked up with a cute redhead girl last night.

Boy b) so now what? She's carrying your baby, haha.

Boy a): lol, not exactly. And since when does every hook up have to lead to a beautiful disaster?

by Sexydimma April 10, 2021

Hello lol

When someone says this to you it means they are asking you out

Hello lol

by YellowRealNews October 08, 2021

Ironic lol

ironic lol is a way of making fun of the 40-year-old Karen on facebook that comments LOL on all of the Minion Memes.

Jeff-"My grandma just died dude"
Pyrocynical-"ironic lol"
Jeff-"Did you just say the words ironic lol?"
Pyrocynical-"......."
Jeff-" My name jeef

by kilty jr July 24, 2019

argon lol

Argon is I think the hottest gas, it's commonly used for welding

Your mom is the opposite of argon lol

by RoseRed669 January 19, 2023

LOL MR TARR

To pour Potash Alum up a vagina

LOL MR TARR

by LOL MR TARR May 19, 2022

lol die

how do u not know what die means

"lol die"
"no"

by mspoopypig November 22, 2021

lol beans

A super fire game that fall guy ripped off. if you think it's too janky, git gud.

ayo I grind lol beans

by Noah Obama October 20, 2021