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Girlfriend In A Coma

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's really serious
There were times when I could
Have murdered her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
No, I don't want to see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye

There were times when I could
Have strangled her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
Would you please
Let me see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Let me whisper my last goodbyes
I know, it's serious
by Death Menace March 5, 2023
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shotaro’s girlfriend

this is @myshotaro also known as maki on twitter, a famous shotaro stan that has made multiple hit tweets about her boyfriend, osaki shotaro, from nct.
oh, have you seen shotaro’s girlfriend on twitter?

yeah, you mean maki? i heard she made another hit tweet about him. she's amazing.
by shotaro osaki October 21, 2020
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Girlfriend

An anonymous person that doesn't exist or dissapears after a couple of days
- How is the machine working automatically?
- My girlfriend is using it
- LMAO
by Twisterwasd February 11, 2023
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Toxic Girlfriend

A girlfriend who constantly starts an argument with her boyfriend, gets jealous quickly, tries to make you mad, etc. She tells you not to do something but she does it, She makes jokes that make you mad, She talks to other guys, She is very jealous.
Gf: Who was that girl you were talking to earlier?
Bf: My friend
Gf: Who?
Bf: (her name)
Gf: (gets mad, catches an attitude)
Bf: But don’t you have a boy best friend? Why are you mad? Your a toxic girlfriend.
by Elsey Niki March 22, 2024
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Kiss your girlfriend day

17th november, national KISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!!! Even if you haven’t kissed yet, grab her face and smooch her
«Eyo Noah Alexander, it’s national kiss your girlfriend day, go kiss Leah!»
by EmsiPemsi November 17, 2023
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Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!
Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day
by gwagwazk October 31, 2022
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Replacement Girlfriend

A single girl that is friends with a boy who's in a relationship. When the boy’s girlfriend is busy this is who he talks to. In extreme cases he might call this girl mommy and even block her when he's hanging out with his girlfriend. If he blocks her he will immediately unblock her when he is no longer with his actual girlfriend.
Drew(drunk calls Lauren): “My girlfriend is asleep so I called you.”
Lauren: “Oh, so I’m your replacement girlfriend?”
Drew: “Ya.”
by Pudgy Monkey December 6, 2023
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