Playing the Devil's Kazoo

Smoking a joint

I hear Tiffany was playing the devil's kazoo after bible study yesterday

by Mr.Fuckernuts June 8, 2018

Shaking hands with the devil

The unfortunate act when a cigarette gets stuck to your lips & you try to remove cigarette from your lips but instead slide your fingers down to the cherry & and shake your hand in pain.

Your fingers doin ok bro, I saw you shaking hands with the devil and it looked brutal

by Benjiblueyes April 12, 2020

Devil may cry

To show callous indifference.
Implies the devil will shed a tear first.
A variation of the saying "Devil may care".

Devil may cry, but I wont.

by Smedskjaer October 14, 2022

Devil’s Lily Pad

When a man crosses his legs and both dick and balls rest on the top leg

John: Hey man, doesn’t crossing your legs like that hurt?
Humphrey: Nah man i got the Devil’s Lily Pad goin on

by Sannacruzskater January 3, 2021

Devil’s Rocking Chair

A sexual position where the man sits up in bed, reclined and the woman lays perpendicular across his lap, face up, with her ass squarely on his crotch and her legs spread allowing him arm’s length, easy access to her pussy and breasts (or mouth) at the same time. If the man has magic hands, the result is his woman will rock her hips in ecstasy, hence the Devil’s Rocking Chair.

Daddy, can I please sit in the Devil’s rocking chair?

by WordWitch69 December 16, 2021

Devil’s Dental Floss

Your partners pubic hair when you’re performing oral.

My hygienist asked the secret to my healthy gums - “‘My husband has the best devil’s dental floss .”

by Angry Scientist October 21, 2017

New Jersey Devils

A hockey team from New Jersey who were originally from Colorado and named the Colorado Rockies. They moved to NJ in 1982 and have won the Stanley Cup} three times. The Devils are widely underestimated and never really expected to win, explaining their catchphrase "Devils vs. Everybody". Their rivals are the New York Rangers and the Philadelphia Flyers. They have had many amazing players in the past, including Martin Brodeur, Scott Stevens, and the current Taylor Hall. They also had Ilya Kovalchuk, but almost ever single Devils fan hates him with a passion.

The New Jersey Devils have three Stanley Cup wins!

by 420-69 November 18, 2018