dan

dan loves to shower once a week he wears the same undies inside out and back to front when he gets alone time he likes to smear his on shit on the toilet walls he also has a condition know as smallpenisia

dan smears poop

by smearspoop April 30, 2019

Dan

The sweetest thing in the world. 6’3 midget gem. My bestest friend & more. Life without him would be shit. I love him a little (a little too much). He’s the real rae of sunshine

Dan Dan is my man man

by Raeeeeeofsunshine December 23, 2021

Dan Dan

A person who is related to Danny Devito and i love them

Nick: Omg you’re such a Dan Dan

by illvsoni November 25, 2021

Dan

Dan is a pimp. Dan’s are very short and have a drole sense of humour.

This is so boring!

That’s because it’s Dan

by Hlmao123 November 24, 2021

Dan

The art of being dumb enough to change your skin complexion and act like an idiot all the time.

DAN- Dumb Ass Nigga

That kid over there drank 15 beers and fell through the beer pong table, what a Dan.

by Danimus Prime May 14, 2020

Dan

Dan is a Man, in a Band, living in a White Van, if he was a drug dealer he would be Dan The ZanMan, he like giving out candy so he is DanTCandyMan00

Yo what is up Dan...

by DanTCandyMan00 February 18, 2025

Double and Dan

Waiting for your friends to go on a double date and then climb through their window to cum on there assets. Could be their oven, TV or pets.

Dan waited for his friends to go on a double date. When they left, he climbed through the window and shoved his dick in their freezer and that is a double and dan

by DA.DI October 24, 2019